The End of the Nowhere Kingdom

“For several generations now, the Nowhere Kingdom has shown the pathetic state of the world of miseries, illusions, broken dreams and confusion. The pitiful story of Nowhere Man, Deranged (?), Super Fallusion and Morose has invigorated countless lives. Now, the story has to be told for one last time. As all things end… so does the passive reign of the kingdom dwellers...”

It was an ordinary gloomy day in the kingdom. The creatures were all engrossed reminiscing about their wretched lives. Things would never be the same again after the series of events that was about to happen.

Nowhere Man, preoccupied by his miseries in his royal throne, saw a star that shone so bright; then, there was music. Someone was calling him. The voice said: “Noah, it’s time that your illusion ends. Your family is waiting for you. The greatness you’ve always yearned to achieve is not really attained by being a king in a passive state. You have to work hard to be great. It’s time to return to reality.” Noah, the real name of Nowhere Man, was the individual who always aspired for greatness.

Super Fallusion was soaring through the sky of the kingdom. He also saw the glaring star. He heard a voice. “Paul, wake up. It’s time for you to face reality. You have to face reality. You have to pay up for your crimes. After this interlude in your life, being a hero is not that far fetched. But first, you have to stop dreaming. Once you have ended the passiveness in your life, you could be a hero by trying to alleviate other people’s suffering. It’s not too late… It’s not too late…” Paul was the human side of Fallusion.

Deranged (?) who was Dennis in the real world was sleeping. He dreamed about his best friend trying to pill him out of a ravine. His best friend told him, it’s time to stop asking questions. You are who you are. A lot of people will show you what life is all about. You should be enlightened. We’ll always be here for you. The real world is awaiting your return from your idle status. Dennis comes and we’ll answer all your questions, come…” The confused one woke up and saw that there was this star shining above him.

Morose, Mary in the real world was about to jump of a cliff in an effort to end her miseries. As she was about to jump, the blinding light shone right above her. She heard someone utter these words. “Smile… There are a lot of reasons to smile. You have people around to help you face the problems that beset you. You don’t have to bear all the miseries of the world. Your friends and families will help you bear your burdens. It’s time for you to face your problems. Mary, you are not alone…”

The rest of the kingdom also saw the light. The glimmer of hope was suddenly not so bleak at all. Every being of the Nowhere Kingdom was realizing their existence. Why are they in the kingdom when in fact they could be in the real world? Why are they enjoying the miseries that the kingdom has to offer? Why wouldn’t they help each other?

Nowhere Man, called all his subjects and said: “Yesterday, we saw a light that showed us how important going somewhere, doing something and being someone is to us. We all have a life to live. We are all a part of each and everyone’s life… to abate other people’s suffering. We have to follow the light no matter what it takes and no matter where it brings us. Believe in me, we will go somewhere… we will do something productive… and we will be someone…”

Super Fallusion added: “We will be divided in four groups - one to be led by Nowhere Man and the other three groups to be led by Deranged (?), Morose and me. There will be a lot of trials along the way… Be careful and keep in touch with reality.”

“We are still confused at this tie but as we slowly return to reality, our confusion will be abated? We’ll have to rely on each other this time?” Deranged (?) queried.

“Sob… Sob… Sob… You have to trust each other and we’ll have to push each other forward and let us not put anybody down anymore. Let us help each other and other people in the real world will help us.” Morose uttered.

The journey toward somewhere started. The difficulties were endless but with each supporting each other, this obstacle became surmountable. After several days of following the light, some of the creatures of the kingdom were unable to continue. They still had more apprehension than hope in surviving the impediment. Their desire to return to reality was continually tested as they pursued the star.

It took them several more generation before they reached half way. A big number would want to quit but others would encourage them not to. Nowhere Man, Deranged (?) Super Fallusion and Morose would tell stories about fulfillment in the real world. They were as pessimistic as the rest but it was as if a miracle happened that no matter what, they were in high spirits. The seemingly endless journey continued.

More generation passed but they didn’t quit until finally they reached reality. The star was gone and so was Nowhere Man, Deranged (?), Super Fallusion, Morose and the rest of the kingdom. They were gone forever… they left the illusion, broken dreams, confusion and miseries in the kingdom.

As if it were magic, Noah, Paul, Dennis, Mary and the rest of the inhabitants reappeared in the real world – all changed… all overflowing with optimism and everybody was raring to live their respective lives once again.

Noah returned to his family. His two kids were overjoyed by the return of their father. They now know that they would have someone to depend to. The void left by their mother’s death was finally filled. He then got a job and years later became a hotshot executive but his greatness was not only left in the boardroom. He was a great father – a model his 2 kids and 5 grand children always look up.

Paul admitted to the crimes he committed and served five years. Later, he was given a parole for his exemplary performance. He then became a firefighter… he started saving lives… braving the fumes and flames, he started fulfilling his dream… He was finally a hero… One unfortunate day on one of his rescue, upon hearing children stranded in the 2nd floor of a burning hospital… He rushed on to the second floor. He was out of air due to the fumes but his act of courage saved all three kids… before finally giving up his life. He was honored a hero at the time of his death.

Dennis finally ended his confusion. He finished his studies and later on became an instructor. Years later, he finished his masters and doctors degree at a noted university. He continued teaching and became one of the best in the academe… He taught people in order for them not to end up confused… He was honored by the government for his unequaled contribution to the academe. After several more years, he retired and spent the rest of his life with his family.

Morose has finally found her smile. With the help of her friends and her family, she finally overcame her depression. One after the other here problems were settled. She pursued a career in journalism – and became one of the paper’s ace reporter. After several more years, she shifted to the lifestyle section where he started giving advice on solving problem… she started helping people avoid the feel of depression. She later on settled down and died a peaceful death at the age of 87 years old due to old age. Ironically, she passed away with a smile on her face.

The rest also lived successful lives. They were able to end their miseries, confusions and false hopes and in return they had peace of mind, fulfillment and a lot of people supporting them.

The end of Nowhere Kingdom has dawned for these beings. Nowhere-Nowhere land was still there and will always be awaiting the next Nowhere Man, Super Fallusion, Deranged (?) and Morose. The truth is the Nowhere Kingdom never really disappears because all people go through phases in their lives wherein they are ruled by their illusions… broken dreams… confusions and miseries… The cycle never ends for the helpless kingdom.

“The end of Nowhere Kingdom was narrated for one last time in order to show that there will always be hope even if you are in the deepest and darkest vacuum of your life. People do remain in the kingdom but no matter what hope is a commodity which will always be there to provide a glimpse of good life we always yearned to have. All things are possible if you’re willing to grab or lend a helping hand… You can always go on somewhere, do something and be someone as soon as you believe in yourself.”

ZXIOXZ Visits the Nowhere Kingdom (Who'd Ever Thought This Could Happen)

Ages after ZXIOXZ’ second conquest of Earth, he (it) discovered that his (its) second defeat was caused by a measly alarm clock. This time he (it) knew he (it) was prepared to once again conquer Earth.

Beings of the nth galaxy, I have discovered that our last defeat to Earth was caused by an alarm clock. An alarm clock is one of their devise used to measure time. However, unlike their ordinary clocks and watches, the alarm clock rings to wake up its user. The ring proved detrimental to us since sound we hear is magnified a million times. That proved to be our weakness back then. So we have invented a cure for this. This time we will conquer Earth.” ZXIOXZ said to the extra-terrestrial beings.

“ZXIOXZ, please pardon me for asking, we are just about five inch short, what are our chances against those gigantic humans? This question was raised by QIX, who was back after a sabbatical.

“Loser, how dare you doubt our chances against Earth? Our armory is fifty million years ahead of Earth. They have absolutely no chance in resisting our conquest.” ZXIOXZ answered in an angry tone.

“ZXIOXZ is right! There is no room in doubting our chances. We have technology on our side.” ZIQ reiterated.

“Creatures of the nth Galaxy, are you ready to take our place in the Energy infested Earth? QAZ asked the nth Galatians.

“Let us conquer earth and take all its energy with us.” The beings of the galaxy exclaimed.

Everything was ready for their conquest. They know that victory is absolute in this case. Nothing can top them now. Nothing! No bread toaster… No alarm clocks… No nothings… The earth has never experienced a threat as grave as what the nth Galatians are capable of bringing. As they were about to enter the time warp to the blue planet, a meteor shower occurred shattering the trajectory of their time warp.

The moment they came out. They saw a very gloomy looking kingdom. The place was noiseless. The atmosphere was eerie. There was no life whatsoever. There were no signs of life.

This is not Earth? Where are we? What an obscure disposition this place is trying to project? Maybe we could conquer this instead? Hey wait, why am I asking so many questions? Why? Why? Why?” ZXIOXZ uttered.

“I’m afraid ZXIOXZ, this place might be full of dangers? What should we do?” QIX added.

“On with our plans!!! We can conquer this planet first, then Earth is next?” QAZ confidently chided.

ZIQ said: “Look up in the sky, there’s someone approaching… It looks like a bird…. No it’s a plane…?

“No it’s Super Fallusion, What brings you to this kingdom? Leave now or face my wrath.” Super Fallusion warned.

“Don’t Fallusion, let’s know their business first. What can the Nowhere Kingdom do for you? Nowhere Man blurted out.

“We are here to conquer this kingdom? You will be our slaves? What the heck, why am I asking so many questions? Why am I confused? Why are all my failures flashing before my eyes?” ZXIOXZ queried.

“You are in the land of illusion, broken dreams, confusion and miseries. Everything in here would remind you of failures. Everything… My name is Morose, they call me the dejected lass… Huh… Huh… Huh…. Sob… Sob… Sob…” Morose enunciated.

Deranged asked: “Why are you so small? Why is the sun in the center of the galaxy? What gives? What is the essence of being a woman? What is wrong with my stomach?”

QAZ said: “ you and your questions annoy me. Would you want to taste the fury of my electronutrahypersoligicitate gun? Sob… Sob… Sob… Why am I crying?”

“I always wanted to be a hero. I always wanted to be a king. I always wanted that tele-transport device my ancestors failed to give me three million light years ago. Why am I telling all my frustrations?” QIX added.

The conversation went on for several generations. The grief of Morose, the broken dream of Super Fallusion, the confusion of Deranged (?), the illusion of Nowhere Man and the chaos in the kingdom went on and on and on for several more generations. Extra-terrestrial beings of the nth galaxy started to cry and feel low about themselves. The failures they have experienced have been too much already.

The nth Galatians started to feel the dismal mood in Nowhere – Nowhere Land. They forgot everything including their plan to conquer Earth… Too busy remembering all their frustrations. Upon learning of their plan to conquer Earth, Nowhere Man told his story.

“I was part of the real world until I gave in to many of my vices. My quest for greatness failed. I wanted to be the greatest. I really aspired for that. But I wasn’t able to achieve even a fraction of my goal. Now, I am trapped here in Nowhere Kingdom until the day I finally end my illusions which I found here in Nowhere - Nowhere Land. I guess, the illusions in this kingdom have made me feel that I am the greatest… I am not to return to the real world again… “ Nowhere Man narrated.

“I am Super Fallusion. When I was a boy, I always dreamed of being a here. I never miss an episode Superman, Spiderman, Fantastic Four and all of those hero stuffs. Back then, I visualized myself of being a hero. I grew up thinking and aspiring for that dream to come true. Things did not turn out to be what they should be. I ended up being a criminal. A nuisance to the society. Here in Nowhere Kingdom, I am a hero and I may not be able to wake up again to return to reality. My broken dreams have left me wandering in this place.” Super Fallusion said.

Deranged also told his story: “When I was young, I was so stubborn that I thought I knew everything? I never extended any effort to ask questions about anything in my life? Late in my life, this multitude of questions took its toll on me? Now I’m baffled and my mind in an unending riddle? Why? Why? Why? In this kingdom, my confusion is not evident since most people are perplexed as well. I’ll remain away from reality until the day I stop asking questions and knowing the essence of my existence? What am I talking about?”

“I’m the newest member of the kingdom. I was a very jolly person. Sob… Sob… Sob… Until my entire world crumbled right before my eyes. I tried to carry all the grief of all people in the world. I tried but I failed. People were offering their help to me but I refused their assistance. For me, life is a problem that only the dejected lass can solve… Huh… Huh… Huh… I also lost my smile in the process. I’ll stay in the Nowhere Kingdom until I find my smile again… until I realize that life is worth living… until my miseries are over… I’m trapped in the kingdom.” Morose said while crying.

“I am ZXIOXZ, the leader of the nth galaxy. I have tried to conquer Earth for several times already but I failed. To add insult to injury… worthless things like a bread toaster and an alarm clock defeated me. Our galaxy has lost billions of creatures because of these disappointing conquests. Hey wait a minute… Why am I telling these things??? I guess, I’m getting the hang of things here.” A surprised ZXIOXZ uttered.

Every member of the kingdom also told his or her own disheartening story. Just when about half of the kingdom has already told the story.

QAZ interrupted. “ZXIOXZ, the more time we spend here the more beating our morale would get, At this point, I really feel very low. We can never conquer Earth.”

“These creatures are filled with pathetic stories about their miserable lives. This place is not really that energy rich since most of the energy coming from this planet is misery, failures, confusions and illusions. We should retreat before all our warrior aliens die thinking about their desolation.” ZIQ said.

Huh… Huh… Huh… Sob…. Sob… Sob… What? Where? When? How? Why? Failures… broken dreams… Noooh!” All the warrior aliens exclaimed.

“If you don’t leave, I’ll leave. I can’t take this anymore. Their wretched lives are starting to keep e going somewhere. Please…. Let us leave this place in peace. I’d rather face alarm clocks and bread toasters rather than this.” QIX desperately said.

ZXIOXZ uttered: “Let us now leave… This place is pathetic. If we stay here any longer we might get stuck forever. Nth Galatians retreat! What are we waiting for?”

With a very disconsolate heart, the extra-terrestrial beings from the nth galaxy rushed to their space shuttles. Al alien for himself (itself?). Because of this a lot of warrior aliens weren’t able to reach home. They got stranded in limbo for the next one million light years.

ZXIOXZ, QIX, QAZ, ZIQ and some warrior alien were able to return to the nth galaxy. Their plan to conquer Earth and the Nowhere Kingdom was gone for the meantime and hopefully… for good! This is another failed conquest for ZXIOXZ and his troops. They would have to undergo the process of increasing their forces in order to have another shot at conquering Earth or for that matter nowhere-nowhere land.

“This is the end of our ambition to conquer any planet? Sob… Sob… Sob… We are a big failure? Why am I saying that? Why am I asking so many questions? Why? Why? Why? Huh… Huh… Huh,,, If it weren’t for those meteor showers? Why do we always fail? And why can’t I help asking questions? Why? Why? Why?” ZXIOXZ cried.

ZXIOXZ and his warrior aliens have all the reason to be miserable because the enigma of Nowhere-Nowhere land has caught them. Now the nth galaxy is already a place of illusions, broken dreams, confusions and miseries. ZXIOXZ only hope that some light year soon they could go somewhere… do something and be someone…

Now once again, the Earth is safe from alien invaders from the nth galaxy. ZXIOXZ and his troops have failed to conquer Earth again by… would you believe… the pitiful creatures of the NOWHERE KINGDOM.